Florida Bill Would Require Political Bloggers To Register With The State.
Whistle while you work, Ron Desantis is a jerk. Trump in a bikini pulled his weenie now it doesn't work.
Fascism is a term that has been used to a point of near meaningless ness in the United States of America. The left tortured the meaning of it to apply it to George Bush to such a degree that its new meaning would also apply to Barrack Obama. This leaves us without a word for what Ron DeSantis is. To call him a Trumpist is to miss that he wants to be more than what Trump is but with half the wit (so 1/4 of the usual wit) and none of the smarts. (At least Trump understands vaccines).
DeSantis’s party seeks to control education in the state and have any books that don’t meet his orthodoxy pulled from the shelves. That was just about CRT and indoctrination of kids into being transgender and woke ideology.
His party in Florida seeks to outlaw its main opposition. Trying to say it’s because the Democrats supported slavery. It is worded to apply to any party that ever supported slavery. “Ever” the Republicans ran early on on limiting slavery but support it being where it was. So that would apply to them too. Of course we know that’s not how it will work.
His party now seeks to make anyone who blogs about him register with the state.
This is such a serious yet comical proposal that I can only think to treat it with no seriousness at all. These are bills so bad that the Federal government is going to have to kick some doors in Florida to reimpose the ruel of our constitutional law.
I now submit the following two dirty limericks about that bastard Ron DeSantis and his party in Florida.
“Whistle while you work!
DeSantis is a jerk!
Trump in a bikini bit his weenie
Now it doesn’t work”
Ron DeSanctamonious most malodorous what have you done today?
I screeched and howled like a British Owl sent my way.
I banned children’s books, because of their looks so you would look away.
Then took your rights to say:
I should not be governor of Florida for another day.
Republicans of Florida, Floriduhicans!
We are so popular, ever so popular no others can ever win!
Republicans of Florida, Floriduhicans!
We can ban words, and re write history you turds, no others can ever win!
Floriduhicans! So popular no other party can exist.
What’s next will Florida want to filter the internet from out of state just to be sure nothing they don’t want can be found on their internet?
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